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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 - 8:01 PM
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to
install Love. Can you guide me though the
process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready
to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
I'm ready.
What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located
your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other
programs running
now. Is it okay to install Love while they are
running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-
Esteem, Grudge
and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually
erase Past Hurt from
your current operating system. It may remain in
your permanent memory
but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love
will eventually
override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own
called High
Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn
off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from
being properly installed.
Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can
you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start
menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary
until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is
that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have
only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in
order to get the
upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.
It says,
"Error - Program not run on external components."
What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up
to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run
on your Heart. In
non-technical terms, it simply means you have to
Love yourself before
you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then
click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and
Acknowledge your
Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin
patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make
sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with
new files.
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is
installed and
running. One more thing before we hang up. Love
is
Freeware. Be sure
to give it and its various modules to everyone you
meet. They will in
turn share it with others and return some cool
modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
ehjiboi got weird at 8:01 PM
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