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Wednesday, June 15, 2005 - 5:53 PM
i'm crackin up!
Wah! i can't stand the deafening silence..
i stepped into my classroom, and all of my 'confidence' all stumbled and vanished. biglang tumakbo at iniwan akoon the spot. haha.. so much for funkin it.
anyways, i sat at the far left corner of the room, third row. haha.. bagong buhay na? it's as if i suddenly altered from being a flambouyant butterfly into a meek, quiet caterpillar. still keeping to myself, i started to count how many other caterpillars there are in the room. 1,2,3,4... but i stopped counting, they kept on squirming and moving.. nyahaha.
our first class was communication theory and practice. yes people, wlang orrientation. our prof emphasized on the fact na marami kaming 'heavy reading'. at meron pa kming assignment.
wla pa ung next prof..
5 new students came in late. syempre i made friends with them. tpos tinanong nung isa kung meron n kming clas rep. sbi ko, wla pa. to my surprise, he stood up and went in front of the class. he said he wanted to be class rep. yung isa naman na late comer, ngtanong kng bkit daw siya? bsta, to make a long story short, the two of 'em had a fight. showdown daw. kumanta yung isa. 'kaya mo bang kumanta?'
ung isa, di ngpatalo. 'kaya mo bng kumanta while doing gymnastics.. ON THE TABLE?'
wohooo.. i went berserk. nkakatuwa. tpos npansin ko.. 'nasan na yung kanta? puro gymnastics e'
the other late comer shouted the exact same thing, only louder. then all of a sudden, nagwala yung isang bakla (yung nag gymnastics).
'hoy ikaw, knina ka pa ha. pu**ang ina ka!!' nkaturo sakin.
oh my gosh!
tahimik kami, yung iba takot. ako? takot din, pero i was laughing. pag lingon ko, yung nsa likod ko pla na late comer yung sinigawan ni gymnast na medyo psycho. i was relieved.
sabi nung katabi ko (na late comer din. kinuha nya number koh), wag na daw muna kmi mag election. magulo daw kasi e. the gymnast-psycho yelled 'gusto ko ngayon na! ngayon na!!' while he was wreaking amo. parang medyo retarded yung dating kasi he was making tantrums na eh. 'gusto ko ngayon na kasi ginalit nyo na ko e!'
knabahan ako. kasi, he got the teacher's chair and hurled it in front of the class. the poor chair broke. 'sino pa boboto kay jon? ang magtaas ng kamay pupugutan ko ng ulo!!' then the psychogymnast walked out of the room.
i told my seatmate, 'medyo praning ata yun ah'.
the psycho gymnast went back in.
'hi, i'm a member of the teatre club.'
what?? niloko niya kami?? then, the other 4 late comers, including jon, the president wannabe and my seatmate stood up. kasama din sila!! aaarrgghh!!!
haha.. there. masya. kaso yung sumunod na subjects parang heavy msyado eh. tsk tsk.. i must get ready for my college life na. dpat maging comfortable na ko with my new environment.
ndi na ko caterpillar, cocoon na ulit. (-__-)/
ehjiboi got weird at 5:53 PM
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