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Saturday, January 24, 2009 - 10:46 AM
Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and it made skittles
haha. walang magawa sa office kanina.
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Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so fat, she makes free willy look like a tic-tac.
Yo mama so fat, when god said, "Let there be light!" she had to move over.
Yo mama so hairy whenever she pulls her pants down they play "welcome to the jungle".
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love...and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Sunday, January 18, 2009
- 11:50 AM
rant
at school. at work. in love and in life.
sometimes we just feel we're not enough.
and it's our choice kung magpapaka-depress tayo or we'll shrug it off and go on with life.
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